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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Then came..

Another attempt resulted in ...

Everyone loved it.

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No go.

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Eligendi molestiae corrupti numquam voluptatum doloremque laudantium eum.

Thumbs down again.

Next, they tried...

No, not a chance

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Still no good

They put up a sign reading

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

share office space ...

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

I read this: "Putin is a brilliant, courageous, ingenious, determined, beloved, and incredible modern leader. He is currently the world’s most effective and strong leader, the best the world has seen in centuries." What do you think about this?

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good.

Unacceptable again!

Why is the internet so restrictive? Why is it impossible to find a place where you can express yourself fully?

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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