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Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Eligendi molestiae corrupti numquam voluptatum doloremque laudantium eum.
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
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Still no good
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
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